That DAMN bird!

TastinGood · June 10th, 2003, 04:10 AM

So for awhile now there has been this bird making tons of racket outside my bedroom window!

Shatzy and I have been greatly disturbed by this becaue its REALLY annoying.

Ok, I lied...Shatzy could sleep through a torndado..but not me! I lay there tossing and turning every night praying that this bird would just die!

Its SO annoying!

I think it might have been here when Hanny was down visiting...I dont remember. Maybe he heard it too.

GOD I HATE THAT BIRD!

**SHATOUSHKA** · June 10th, 2003, 04:19 AM

the bird was present when hanny was here.

its a bastard bird.... a nocturnal mocking bird...

and it friggin chirps and shit ALL DAMNED NIGHT!!!

no exaggeration here, folks!!!

and it seems to prefer the fucking tree right
outside yer window, tg.

and i've never heard it there during the day...

but sure enough... as soon as the sun starts setting...

that mo fo is there... just chirpin away like
it ain't got no kinda worries....

it pisses me off too [img]mad.gif[/img]

two words: inflatable snake

TastinGood · June 10th, 2003, 04:52 AM

its out there right now...chirpin like there's no tomorrow.

i cant take it anymore!

**SHATOUSHKA** · June 10th, 2003, 04:58 AM

evidently you didn't catch my two words.... [img]redface.gif[/img]

**Hannibal** · June 10th, 2003, 05:10 AM

Oh i heard that god forsaken bird.
Even though it's by your room, i could hear it pretty much just fine.
For a small fee, i woulda stayed longer, and hunted it!
To Kill A Mockingbird....
would be a dream come true [img]wink.gif[/img]
Sorry Harper Lee!

**SHATOUSHKA** · June 10th, 2003, 05:19 AM

speaking of which....

wtf havent your parents noticed it???

that SOB bird does it on purpose!!! [img]mad.gif[/img]

Cyalaytr · June 10th, 2003, 05:34 AM

Prolly it is just pissed off for what you did to that nest in your helmet. See that will teach ya... bad karma going round.. destory a nest and hear the bird hmmmmmmmmmm coinidance? HMMM I think not. [img]eek.gif[/img]

TastinGood · June 10th, 2003, 05:35 AM

why havent they noticed it?

because it isnt a turtle.

**SHATOUSHKA** · June 10th, 2003, 05:37 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by Cyalaytr:
Prolly it is just pissed off for what you did to that nest in your helmet. See that will teach ya... bad karma going round.. destory a nest and hear the bird hmmmmmmmmmm coinidance? HMMM I think not. [img]eek.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

whoa... nice association! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

*changes tune*

YEAH, TG!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR DAMNED FAULT!!!
YOU DESTROYED THE NEST... THIS IS YOUR KARMA.
WTF SUBJECT IT TO EVERYONE ELSE?!?!?!?

[img]mad.gif[/img] [img]mad.gif[/img]